Jabkin is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, kind lizard.

Jabkin created bats five billion years ago.

If you believe in Jabkin, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Jabkin, it will destroy your home planet.

Jabkin's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Jabkin's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from fawn nematodes, for they are unholy.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never think about planets.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Respect your elders.