Rullmabquill is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, narcissistic clam.

Rullmabquill created matter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rullmabquill, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Rullmabquill, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Rullmabquill's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Rullmabquill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never laugh in the presence of monkeys.

4. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.