Armnuldotfit is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, sage troll.

Armnuldotfit created the planet Venus six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Armnuldotfit, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Armnuldotfit, he will turn you into a plant.

Armnuldotfit's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Armnuldotfit's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always obey Armnuldotfit's priests.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.