Wippidshav Xengubril is a god.

It takes the form of a small, moody hare.

Wippidshav Xengubril created the Cigar Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wippidshav Xengubril, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Wippidshav Xengubril, it will turn you into a rock.

Wippidshav Xengubril's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Wippidshav Xengubril's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never write about spacetime.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.