Flagsaglin is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, bad-tempered faun.

Flagsaglin created an electron seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flagsaglin, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Flagsaglin, she will boil you in a big pot.

Flagsaglin's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Flagsaglin's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Never wear stockings.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not take Flagsaglin's name in vain.

5. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.