Yatlimyog is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, merciful jaguar.

Yatlimyog created the planet Jupiter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yatlimyog, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Yatlimyog, she will be very sad.

Yatlimyog's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Yatlimyog's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint in the presence of ants.

2. Worship no other gods but Yatlimyog.

3. Do not chant in public.

4. Never gather seven shrews near doors.

5. Never think ill of sick dolphins.