Tonflowbusdavnellgoftarpnart is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, moody gorilla.

Tonflowbusdavnellgoftarpnart created the Sun two billion years ago.

If you believe in Tonflowbusdavnellgoftarpnart, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tonflowbusdavnellgoftarpnart, it will turn you into a frog.

Tonflowbusdavnellgoftarpnart's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Tonflowbusdavnellgoftarpnart's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat foxes with great respect.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

5. Never talk about comets.