Pandummid is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, generous fish.

Pandummid created the Small Magellanic Cloud eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pandummid, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Pandummid, he will turn you into a snail.

Pandummid's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Pandummid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics near dolphins while wearing cyan dresses and balancing six platinum spheres on your chest.

2. Do not dye your hair yellow.

3. Shrews are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never mention ducks.

5. Never think ill of sick geese.