Mobtenfag is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, merciless slug.

Mobtenfag created life four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mobtenfag, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Mobtenfag, he will turn you into a mouse.

Mobtenfag's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Mobtenfag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep five swans in a large pit.

2. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. You must pray to Mobtenfag six times a day.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never talk about electromagnetism.