Binbossbell is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, unfair gorilla.

Binbossbell created a top quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Binbossbell, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Binbossbell, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Binbossbell's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Binbossbell's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.

2. Feed all hungry capybaras.

3. Put Binbossbell first in all things.

4. Shun those given to sloth.

5. Binbossbell must be the most important thing in your life.