Nurbamlap is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, strong bee.

Nurbamlap created vertebrates three million years ago.

If you believe in Nurbamlap, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nurbamlap, he will think nothing of it.

Nurbamlap's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Nurbamlap's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never talk about quantum mechanics near pigs while wearing green jumpers and balancing five silicon spheres on your legs.

3. Never feed lots of cherries to eagles while wearing fawn skirts.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.