Linhugneg is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, humane centaur.

Linhugneg created Africa three million years ago.

If you believe in Linhugneg, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Linhugneg, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Linhugneg's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Linhugneg's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Linhugneg.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.

3. Never feed turnips to capybaras while wearing red dresses.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Fast once a month.