Jenwipfot is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, impressive hedgehog.

Jenwipfot created the planet Mars six billion years ago.

If you believe in Jenwipfot, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Jenwipfot, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Jenwipfot's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Jenwipfot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from platinum.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.

5. Never eat green fruit.