Flyfunnill is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, tranquil octopus.

Flyfunnill created the Cigar Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Flyfunnill, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Flyfunnill, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Flyfunnill's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Flyfunnill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Flyfunnill loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not take Flyfunnill's name in vain.

5. Never eat limes.