Afmilbif is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, fussy wasp.

Afmilbif created a Higgs boson eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Afmilbif, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Afmilbif, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Afmilbif's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Afmilbif's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry goats.

2. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

3. Never touch water while tainted.

4. You must love Afmilbif.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.