Ligbungab is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, annoying squirrel.

Ligbungab created an up quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ligbungab, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Ligbungab, it will turn you into a worm.

Ligbungab's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Ligbungab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never look at comets.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Put Ligbungab first in all things.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.