Quartbempark is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, self-confident chinchilla.

Quartbempark created Mount Everest three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quartbempark, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Quartbempark, it will be mildly annoyed.

Quartbempark's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Quartbempark's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three eagles approach from the south.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always wear white.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never look at asteroids.