Fubzaghun is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, kind chinchilla.

Fubzaghun created an electron six million years ago.

If you believe in Fubzaghun, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fubzaghun, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Fubzaghun's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Fubzaghun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never go into red rooms.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not shave your legs.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.