Labdonrenhadparksid is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, dishonourable dragonfly.

Labdonrenhadparksid created the universe nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Labdonrenhadparksid, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Labdonrenhadparksid, he will throw large rocks at you.

Labdonrenhadparksid's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Labdonrenhadparksid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always help badgers.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Always help sick doves.