Nurtdidjip is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, conceited cobra.

Nurtdidjip created the Cigar Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurtdidjip, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nurtdidjip, it will laugh at you.

Nurtdidjip's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Nurtdidjip's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear brown hats.

2. Never mention dogs.

3. Nurtdidjip must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never eat coconuts.

5. Never look in ponds.