Midlogbug is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, duplicitous cow.

Midlogbug created water eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Midlogbug, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Midlogbug, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Midlogbug's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Midlogbug's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Midlogbug.

3. Always treat whales with great respect.

4. Never laugh in the presence of sheep.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.