Capfodmit Likyartneg is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, idiotic seal.

Capfodmit Likyartneg created a bottom quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Capfodmit Likyartneg, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Capfodmit Likyartneg, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Capfodmit Likyartneg's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Capfodmit Likyartneg's Holy Commandments

1. Capfodmit Likyartneg loves grasshopers, so they must be respected.

2. You must never eat bread.

3. Never go into black rooms.

4. Fast once a month.

5. You must pray to Capfodmit Likyartneg five times a day.