Hugsom is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, merciless pig.

Hugsom created the planet Venus six million years ago.

If you believe in Hugsom, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hugsom, it will ignore you.

Hugsom's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Hugsom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

2. Run away if three birds approach from the east.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Hugsom.