Gid is a god.

He takes the form of a large, capable dragonfly.

Gid created viruses seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gid, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gid, he will send minions to preach to you.

Gid's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Gid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare melons while filled with anger.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never pray while filled with envy.

4. Never feed onions to mites while wearing stockings.

5. Do not eat strawberries.