Ziglagquatbep is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, flying wasp.

Ziglagquatbep created the planet Earth five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ziglagquatbep, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Ziglagquatbep, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Ziglagquatbep's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Ziglagquatbep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never look at comets.

3. Never allow geese to sleep beneath your roof.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never stain your face with indigo.