Sugappgig is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, uncaring parrot.

Sugappgig created the Sunflower Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Sugappgig, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Sugappgig, she will turn you into a sheep.

Sugappgig's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Sugappgig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never talk about gravity near badgers while wearing purple trousers and balancing three tin spheres on your legs.

4. Do not take Sugappgig's name in vain.

5. Do not chop down trees.