Butwotgod is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, merciful swallow.

Butwotgod created the Milkyway nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Butwotgod, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Butwotgod, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Butwotgod's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Butwotgod's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a building before entering it.

2. Never think about fluid mechanics near sheep while wearing red ear rings and balancing nine gold spheres on your chest.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never look in ponds.