Luningvin is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, deceitful yak.

Luningvin created snails three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Luningvin, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Luningvin, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Luningvin's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Luningvin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Run away from magenta great tits, for they are unholy.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always help seals.