Godtanyam Febcun Abfunpin is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, fussy hydra.

Godtanyam Febcun Abfunpin created light nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Godtanyam Febcun Abfunpin, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Godtanyam Febcun Abfunpin, it will have a low opinion of you.

Godtanyam Febcun Abfunpin's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Godtanyam Febcun Abfunpin's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never wear kilts.

3. Do not take Godtanyam Febcun Abfunpin's name in vain.

4. You must love Godtanyam Febcun Abfunpin.

5. Never paint your chest violet.