Nadspagwad is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unthinking human.

Nadspagwad created a charm quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nadspagwad, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nadspagwad, he will not care.

Nadspagwad's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Nadspagwad's Holy Commandments

1. Manatees are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

3. Never wear green rings.

4. Always remove scarves before entering holy places.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.