Rawdidbom is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, blissful yak.

Rawdidbom created snails six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawdidbom, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Rawdidbom, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Rawdidbom's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Rawdidbom's Holy Commandments

1. Never remain prostrate at dawn.

2. Always look after injured monkeys.

3. Always cleanse your hands after touching nickel.

4. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Retreat if five sharks approach from the south.