Rulmapdud is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, impressive penguin.

Rulmapdud created dark energy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rulmapdud, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Rulmapdud, it will remove you from existence.

Rulmapdud's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Rulmapdud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your arms.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Retreat if five seals approach from the south.

5. Do not wear cyan clothing.