Zimnill is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, bad-tempered cow.

Zimnill created the universe seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Zimnill, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Zimnill, he will make you grow a tail.

Zimnill's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Zimnill's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear violet.

2. Do not wear nickel on your body.

3. Always look after injured turtles.

4. Do not kill foxes.

5. Zimnill loves dogs, so they must be honoured.