Dogcamflab is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, omnipotent coyote.

Dogcamflab created the cosmos twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dogcamflab, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dogcamflab, she will not care.

Dogcamflab's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Dogcamflab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum field theory near grasshopers while wearing blue stockings and balancing seven aluminium spheres on your legs.

2. Do not kill frogs.

3. Always treat squirrels with great respect.

4. Do not dye your hair red.

5. Capybaras are unholy and should not be approached.