Bedmadcenfid Jarncinget Huncapafflis is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, temperamental bee.

Bedmadcenfid Jarncinget Huncapafflis created an up quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bedmadcenfid Jarncinget Huncapafflis, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bedmadcenfid Jarncinget Huncapafflis, he will turn you into a plant.

Bedmadcenfid Jarncinget Huncapafflis' most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Bedmadcenfid Jarncinget Huncapafflis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear zinc on your body.

2. Never go into pink rooms.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.