Wonhanzog is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, capable camel.

Wonhanzog created the Sombrero Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wonhanzog, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wonhanzog, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Wonhanzog's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Wonhanzog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never carve symbols of comets into wood.

3. Never prepare aubergines during winter.

4. Never eat spinach.

5. Pray towards the south.