Capvollim is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, annoying fairy.

Capvollim created a Higgs boson five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Capvollim, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Capvollim, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Capvollim's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Capvollim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your back.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Run away from green gulls, for they are unholy.

5. Put Capvollim first in all things.