Safliprill is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unsympathetic warg.

Safliprill created oxygen five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Safliprill, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Safliprill, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Safliprill's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Safliprill's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

3. Swans are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never think about solid mechanics near monkeys while wearing indigo coats and balancing three aluminium spheres on your feet.

5. Always treat capybaras with great respect.