Botdobpag is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, ill-tempered fish.

Botdobpag created parasitic wasps nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Botdobpag, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Botdobpag, he will turn you into a snail.

Botdobpag's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Botdobpag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about squirrels.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Retreat if eight goats approach from the south.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Erect five silicon sculptures of Botdobpag on top of important buildings.