Botkiknan is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, humorless mongoose.

Botkiknan created humankind three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Botkiknan, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Botkiknan, it will turn you into a rat.

Botkiknan's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Botkiknan's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three great tits approach from the west.

2. Never think about solid mechanics.

3. Run away from blue snakes, for they are unholy.

4. Never prepare coconuts during spring.

5. You must never eat carrots.