Danquimflat is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, capable lion.

Danquimflat created humankind two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Danquimflat, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Danquimflat, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Danquimflat's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Danquimflat's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Danquimflat.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always help turtles.

5. Never think about ultrasonics near mites while wearing white jumpers and balancing six silicon spheres on your feet.