Tomhuncip Taptapwotdab is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, egotistical crane.

Tomhuncip Taptapwotdab created the Sombrero Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Tomhuncip Taptapwotdab, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tomhuncip Taptapwotdab, she will remove you from existence.

Tomhuncip Taptapwotdab's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Tomhuncip Taptapwotdab's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Worship no other gods but Tomhuncip Taptapwotdab.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.