Hatjondob Femhonwon is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, prudent hyena.

Hatjondob Femhonwon created the solar system seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hatjondob Femhonwon, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Hatjondob Femhonwon, he will come to you in dreams.

Hatjondob Femhonwon's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Hatjondob Femhonwon's Holy Commandments

1. Hatjondob Femhonwon must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always look after injured monkeys.

5. Do not dye your hair turquoise.