Nanbonfet is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, temperamental duck.

Nanbonfet created parasitic wasps three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nanbonfet, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nanbonfet, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Nanbonfet's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Nanbonfet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear indigo clothing.

2. Always wear white.

3. Do not kill bats.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never chant in holy places.