Cusswikzan is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, able skunk.

Cusswikzan created the Tadpole Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cusswikzan, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cusswikzan, she will come to you in dreams.

Cusswikzan's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Cusswikzan's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt capybaras.

2. Never go into gray rooms.

3. Do not speak about garlic.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.