Bitvinbissdunyattbumyattbud is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, wise deer.

Bitvinbissdunyattbumyattbud created carbon eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bitvinbissdunyattbumyattbud, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bitvinbissdunyattbumyattbud, she will throw large rocks at you.

Bitvinbissdunyattbumyattbud's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Bitvinbissdunyattbumyattbud's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from gray snakes for they are unholy.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Erect seven silicon sculptures of Bitvinbissdunyattbumyattbud on top of important buildings.

5. Never eat green fruit.