Yokwadgut Nellbumlin is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, compassionate eagle.

Yokwadgut Nellbumlin created the Sunflower Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yokwadgut Nellbumlin, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Yokwadgut Nellbumlin, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Yokwadgut Nellbumlin's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Yokwadgut Nellbumlin's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured cats.

2. Never hurt sheep.

3. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

4. Never mention manatees.

5. Run away if nine mites approach from the south.