Cibgatfem is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, competent weasel.

Cibgatfem created an up quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cibgatfem, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cibgatfem, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Cibgatfem's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Cibgatfem's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Cibgatfem.

2. Never talk about gravity near capybaras while wearing brown tights.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never feed onions to whales while wearing shorts.

5. Pray towards the north.