Wabcadfag is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, thoughtless gerbil.

Wabcadfag created Asia six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wabcadfag, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Wabcadfag, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Wabcadfag's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Wabcadfag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never eat parsnips.

3. Never talk about quantum gravity.

4. Feed all hungry eagles.

5. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Wabcadfag in the centre of the settlement.