Sugnigab is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, uncaring camel.

Sugnigab created the Small Magellanic Cloud three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sugnigab, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Sugnigab, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Sugnigab's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Sugnigab's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Always help otters in need.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never think about chlorophyll.