Abgumcit is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, intelligent camel.

Abgumcit created the universe four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Abgumcit, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Abgumcit, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Abgumcit's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Abgumcit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear indigo clothing.

2. Never talk about quantum mechanics near doves while wearing fawn shorts.

3. Hide if six pigs approach from the west.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not make images of living things.