Bogbinpog is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, amazing weasel.

Bogbinpog created the Sombrero Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogbinpog, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bogbinpog, she will turn you into a tree.

Bogbinpog's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Bogbinpog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never stain your head with brown.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never think about quantum mechanics.

5. Worship no other gods but Bogbinpog.