Sawgidmeg is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, grumpy crow.

Sawgidmeg created the Cigar Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Sawgidmeg, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Sawgidmeg, she will laugh at you.

Sawgidmeg's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Sawgidmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear yellow hats.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. Do not wear pink clothing.

5. Always look after injured mice.