Ragjamdut is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, merciful swallow.

Ragjamdut created the Sombrero Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Ragjamdut, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Ragjamdut, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Ragjamdut's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Ragjamdut's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about thermodynamics near grasshopers while wearing orange shirts and balancing eight zinc spheres on your face.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Never sing near monkeys.

4. Never talk about spacetime near tapirs while wearing white hats.

5. Respect your elders.