Getnilljop is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, wise bat.

Getnilljop created everything that exists eight million years ago.

If you believe in Getnilljop, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Getnilljop, it will turn you into a mouse.

Getnilljop's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Getnilljop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never talk about thermodynamics near great tits while wearing brown stockings and balancing four iron spheres on your legs.

3. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Getnilljop on top of all buildings.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always look after injured eagles.