Hogzansis is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, merciful weasel.

Hogzansis created energy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hogzansis, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Hogzansis, she will not invite you to parties.

Hogzansis' most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Hogzansis' Holy Commandments

1. Never wear pink shorts.

2. Never think ill of sick capybaras.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics near geese while wearing violet rings.